The Simulation Clothing Co. · Est. 2030

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The Simulation

Super Premium clothing for the end of the world.

Tech, politics, culture, and chaos — sharp satire for people watching the timeline glitch and laughing anyway.

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Tech · Politics · Culture · Chaos · Campaign merch for the end of the world · Reality appears unstable · The Simulation Clothing Co. ·

Brand thesis

Not political merch. Not basic meme shirts.

The Simulation is wearable satire for the glitch era: part fake campaign merch, part dystopian country club, part end-of-the-world happy hour.

The clothes do not ask people to pick a side. They ask the better question: how did the timeline get this weird, and why is everyone pretending this is normal? Premium, ultra soft shirts with select 100% organic cotton, vegan-friendly and UPF 50+ options.

First drops

From inside the glitch

Limited-run graphics built around cultural absurdity, not throwaway trend chasing.

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Cocktail Collapse Series

End Times, Another Round

For the people who can read the room and still order the good tequila.

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Campaign From the Glitch

John Connor ’26

Fake election energy for a timeline that clearly needs adult supervision.

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Core Logo Capsule

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Clean dystopian staples for the permanently online and mildly concerned.

Transmission incoming

The timeline is broken. Dress accordingly.

Get first access to drops, campaign graphics, limited hats, and the occasional cultural warning disguised as a shirt.

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SIMULATION

Super premium clothing for the end of the world.

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The Simulation

Not political merch. Not basic meme shirts.

From inside the glitch

End Times, Another Round

John Connor ’26

System Status: Unstable

The timeline is broken. Dress accordingly.

ENTER THE
SIMULATION

GET THE SIGNAL

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The Simulation

Not political merch. Not basic meme shirts.

From inside the glitch

End Times, Another Round

John Connor ’26

System Status: Unstable

The timeline is broken. Dress accordingly.

ENTER THESIMULATION

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SIMULATION